SAS Quotes: Part Two

• "In case you haven't noticed, I'm gay. But if you did notice, give yourself 20 glitter points!"
• "I'm not gonna wear cargo pants and a flannel shirt. I'm not a lesbian."
• "Meet the Umbles: stumbles, fumbles, grumbles, and mumbles." - Dr. Dave
• "Are you gonna recognize the umbles in you? No! Cuz you're drunk!" - Dr. Dave
• "Two of these and face meet floor." - Dr. Dave when describing hard types of alcohol.
• "Frue Frue is not a color in the rainbow. These drinks are served with an accessory and in a vase." - Dr. Dave when describing "frue frue" drinks, which are often the neon colored drinks in the obnoxious cups.
• "You ladies when you're drunk. Put a dress on it. I've seen it. I'm not impressed." - Dr. Dave
• "You probably understand the mechanics of it, but if you don't, I could steal a banana for you. I might get dock time though." - Dr. Dave when talking about always using a condom.
  
• "Be able to walk with all mix of life." - Ambassador Boniface Chidyausiku of Zimbabwe
  
• "Stick it in your bra. I can fit my camera and cell phone in there!" - Dean Rita when talking about safe places for our Passports so that we do not lose them.
  
• "What comes after alcohol?" -sex- "Well yeah, that's true." - Dr. Dave with our open discussion.
  
• "Gentleman: when you find a nude beach, think about it. It'll reallllly realllly hurt." - Dr. Dave when talking about protecting yourself from the sun.
• "What the heck, we're in Europe. Have fun. Wear your little black dress." - Dr. Dave
• "Which has more topless beaches: France or Portugal?" -yes-     -Dr. Dave's question to us, and our response.
  
• "Tomato, potato. One letter difference. Taste the same.... don't think so!" - Dr. Dave