10 Reasons Why SAS is like a Retirement Home

This list is brought to you by the RDs of SAS:

1. We need to hold on to the railings to walk down the hallways.
2. We always forget everyone's names.
3. Our free time is spent napping.
4. Our schedules revolve around meal times.
   
5. The ship holds our medications.
6. Our favorite activity is playing cards.
7. Knitting is popular.
8. Visitors are far and few between.
9. All the food can be eaten with a spoon.
10. None of us knows how the internet works.