SAS Quotes:Part One

On the MV Explorer, everyone is friendly and has a great sense of humor. I am making a collections of quotes throughout the semester of things many people found hilarious:

1. "Alcohol predisposes sea sickness."
2. "The ship is an incubator for germs." - Caribbean Sea RD. There are many hand sanitizer stations around the ship to prevent colds.
3. "Do it in the aft." - Bering Sea RD. the aft is the back of the ship. If anyone wants to drink or be obnoxious, this is where we were advised to go.
4. "Alcohol, my favorite subject." - Professor
5. "Hey Sarah, you're on a stripper pole and it looks really bad..." - Our Dean when telling us to look out for our friends.
6. "Who let this guy on the ship?" - Alaine in reference to a guy who consistently asked about smoking pot.
7. "There was so many hands in my pockets that's was smiling." - our Academic Dean in reference to being pick-pocketed in Salvador, Brazil.
8. "I'm British, so I'm not the one with the accent." - our captain
9. "He's got 51,000 horses hidden away, which is why the plants look so good." - our captain, in reference to one of his staff and the ships horsepower.
10. "Wedge yourself with someone else while you're soaping yourself in the shower." - many of our advisors and deans suggested this to conserve water...

I'm sure there will be MANY more to come!